This is term applies by the same rule of thumb as "Feather Plucker Syndrome" found in this same Urban Dictionary. There is one major difference... This 'Feather Plucker' is a mommy!
Get out of that smoke-filled bathroom with that baby, you mother feather plucker syndrome actin' bitch!
by gravy111 November 22, 2010
Get the Mother Feather Plucker Syndromemug. A cleaning lady in the south.
by poore moe, poor moe August 14, 2009
Get the Southern Fried Feather Dustermug. A silly, quite dastardly, yet self-inflicted prank played upon my bottom due to dissatisfaction as a result of excessive boredom on this tedious, but increasingly harrowing morrow's eve.
"Sir Raleigh, I've put a feather in my bottom. Oh, do you not believe me? Dearest Raleigh, it behooves me to let loose my knickers, turn round, and trouble you to glance upon the telling feather which mirrors my equally present heart. I trust that this display may end all doubts in me, Raleigh, for I do love you."
by Stirgel July 20, 2008
Get the feather in my bottommug. by Nigga Cheetos August 30, 2020
Get the Birds Of a Feather Fuck Togethermug. A feather merchant is a homosexual most often a really ugly or retarded person or animal. (or something else)
by Your mom is a feather merchant January 18, 2010
Get the Feather merchantmug. The small short curls of ones head hair that form in a light patch like a baby duck's feathers, very light, and not a lot of them. (This can also refer to pubes or pubic hair)
by little richy August 2, 2009
Get the Baby Duck Feathersmug. by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016
Get the ruffle my feathersmug.