Princess: Can I help my prince?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!
by gregben July 02, 2021
A: "Bro look at Doyle over there. He's performing these gay ass songs at the karaoke bar again!"
B: "I swear, he's such a giggling fairy."
B: "I swear, he's such a giggling fairy."
by FrancescaTheOne July 31, 2023
For Every Pierogi eaten you get a dime. The Pierogi Fairy leaves Dimes on the Water Meter in The Basement.
by Dl562 February 17, 2011
An Asian-Gay male (usually young - although term is not age range specific) that has a really, really, really bad attitude/temperament.
by hi1969 January 21, 2011
I came upon a truckstop fairy gathering, there was blood, spit, and ass flying everywhere! Traumatizing...
by Y4UDoDis September 18, 2018
Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.
Tyler: "Did you see Carla? That outfit she's wearing makes her stand out more than a republican in downtown LA."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."
by Technium February 20, 2018
A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.
Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."
by Ozwald March 11, 2006