fache

meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".

Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.

by Nache September 4, 2005

two faced

someone that goes around bitching about everybody then sucks up to them 5 secs later. usually occurs at volleyball tournaments by really short people who wish to be popular.

katie bitches about everyone then is their bestie two seconds later. shes the urban dictionary definition of two faced.

by Kaaatteeeeeee June 25, 2008

bull faced lie

bold face lie. obvious complete bull. bfl.

I know the truth and that was a complete bull faced lie!

by mulletHEAD December 24, 2008

lakin faced

to be so drunk that one cannot function

last night i drank a 30 stone and a 5th of captain, needless to say i was lakin faced

by Andy Whalen December 26, 2007

Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

cunt faced cunt

An ambitious young adult, usually college-educated, living in or near a large city. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list.

"Look at that cunt faced cunt over there drinking all the mojito's"

by Craig Mac February 13, 2008

Open-faced roast beef sandwich

A vagina with large inner lips, that extend past the outer lips.

Her reminded me of an open-faced roast beef sandwich so much that I just had to eat it.

by hr-rp January 5, 2007