fuck me purple

To fuck so hard that shit bruise

Fuck me purple baby

by MoMoney19 December 26, 2016

fuck me with a toothbrush

1. The new way of saying gag me with a spoon
2. A request to have a toothbrush shoved in your pussy and/or asshole

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1. Sassy Little Bitch: Uhg fuck me with a toothbrush she is so annoying.
2. Horny Bitch: hey bae, *starts wispering in mans ear* I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush.

by dicks + juice = dicks in cider November 29, 2017

fuck me good

A phrase used by Russell Brand during his "Shame" comedy stand-up act referring to when he once put on an American accent during sex.

Russell Brand: *American accent* Oh oh oh oh oh yeah! FUCK ME GOOD!

by coolwhitegirl August 14, 2010

fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

by lacey February 14, 2005

Fuck me, right?

Used whenever one is in an unfavorable situation, or whenever one feels like they are in a state of "fucked".

Nick: Hey Aaron, have you gotten laid lately?
Aaron: Nope. Fuck me, right?

Micheal: Hey, do you guys hear that ticking noise?
Alli Babba: ALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!
Micheal: Fuck me, right?

by Shady Nasty??? October 18, 2011

Fuck me hair

Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.

The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.

by dmpf October 25, 2009

fuck me ears

When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.

She had some great fuck me ears to hold onto.

Think Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.

by p_man February 21, 2009