Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009
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french cough

adj. a gag reflex during oral sex .

the urge to vomit when an object is placed in the throat the actual gagging can also be termed as a french cough .
"as i started giving oral sex i had a french cough but i managed to continue"
by Haako February 18, 2010
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French Horn

A misnomer for the Horn in F or F Horn; this instrument plays in the key of F and was invented in Germany. However, it was mistakenly called the "French Horn". The International Horn Society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the Horn.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
Barry Tuckwell plays the Horn.
by Tanja June 6, 2004
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French Laugh

A laugh that comes deep within and sounds like "ah hoh hoh hoh." Contrary to Santa's laugh, this is more to make fun of others with.
From the Simpsons
Lisa: Oh no, I'm at the wrong school! (at a french school)
Students: hahhaha
Teacher: En Francais!
Students: A hoh hoh hoh hoh! (French Laugh)
by IAm16goingon17 July 16, 2007
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French Execution

Whenever France goes to what they call "war". They always pussy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations ass slave until the US goes to help them.
France has been through so many of these so called "wars", and in every case it was just one French Execution to another.
by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010
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French Canada

1. Mostly consists of Quebec.
2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.
by Wendy January 5, 2004
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French Toothbrush

Directly after having anal sex, this is the act of rubbing one's penis in the mouth of the one being penetrated while ejaculating. This will form a white frothy, yet off-colored, substance on the teeth and tongue of that certain individual.
Stay away from those in Montreal. They love using you for their french toothbrush. Those Montreal types are crazy, yo.
by OnTourIn12 March 18, 2015
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