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Stink Fountain

When you eat asparagus and then give your girlfriend a golden shower approximately 15-20 min later.
Hey honey, how about a nice stink fountain tonight?!
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Pussy Piss Fountain

When a man is on the toilet with an erect penis and you put it in your vagina and he pee’s inside you so that it goes up and then flows out into the toilet like a fountain.
Last night I was so horny I let him make Pussy Piss Fountain and then just rode him on the toilet
by PussyPisser November 2, 2020
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Rocklin Spunk-Fountain

When a guy chokes and aspirates on another guys cum and it spurts out of his nose.
-Did you see the cum that came out of Danny’s nose?
-Yeah he had a Rocklin Spunk-Fountain!
by ThiccHamsicle69 October 1, 2022
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The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it
"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."
by Asriel379 February 7, 2020
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Squeeze Fountain

A penis; usually one that's about to "erupt".
"She grabbed my Squeeze Fountain," and it shot everywhere.
by tylercee March 11, 2011
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double chocolate fountain

When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.
After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.
by TGuano December 21, 2017
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reel around the fountain

An early eighties term referring to male oral sex, popularised in the smiths song of the same title.
Reel around the fountain, shove me on the patio, I'll take it slowly. A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-ho.
by Dzoldzaya December 24, 2006
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