Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010

by Rill GiktokExcelticus November 22, 2016

by FBMS May 13, 2019

"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."
"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."
"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""
by Altrag April 15, 2014

When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor
Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....
Person 2: ....
by squim December 6, 2021

Pewdiepie said this in a video once referring to his setup in the video being on the floor. It is now a running gag between Pewdiepie fans.
“Ceiling gang” is the opposite of floor gang, that phrase was coined by r/pewdiepiesubmissions. It is now also a running gag, and ceiling gang and floor gang have been at war since
“Ceiling gang” is the opposite of floor gang, that phrase was coined by r/pewdiepiesubmissions. It is now also a running gag, and ceiling gang and floor gang have been at war since
by nlolhere July 13, 2020

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006
