Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 03, 2024
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french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay
wow i fucking hate french ferret
by abbabamoment July 25, 2023
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Shit ferret

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.
by casey73 October 08, 2014
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Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer
by no dick nate May 10, 2018
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Coping Ferret

One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.
That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.
by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021
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Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
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