dike master flex

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008

Funkmaster Flex

Still the coolest DJ on Hot 97

I Also love his show on spike tv

Holla ya heard.

The Cool Ride with funkmaster flex opening

by Afi K. James April 26, 2005

Whats The flex?

What's going on?; whats happenin?

yo man whats the flex?

by Steveo90210 July 10, 2007

Weird flex but okay

When someone says the most random fucking thing and you’re in a bitchy mood so you tell them “weird flex but okay” so they’ll shut up .

Person 1: It’s my one year veganversary!!
Person 2: tf ... weird flex but okay....

by Bitchezz2331 November 22, 2018

Falee

To continue with out a thought... pure reaction based on optimism.

Chris: Dude, you really think I should keep turning the wrench?

Ryan: Yea dude, just falee it, it'll come loose eventually!

by Cristofferson November 27, 2011

Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.

“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

faux flex

sort of like a bow flex only found at wallmart.

me and two friends were walking through wal-mart looking for dex when my friend was like "hey look, a faux flex"

by skife March 10, 2005