Fair deuce

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John

GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz

by Cazlab7 November 17, 2017

fair dinkim

To be good and true, and true-blue. Australian in origin.

Oi, thats fair dinkim, mate

by I AM D August 3, 2007

multicultural fair

when a bunch of men from different races run a train on someone.

They pulled a multicultural fair on Bryan and he says it hurt.

by Hector "fatninja" Rojas July 24, 2006

fair dinkum

1)Australian Slang Word to express suprise.
2)Statement of acknowledgement.

Similar term to "No Sh!t"

1)Person A - I nearly had a car accident today!
Person B - Fair Dinkum?

2)Person A - It's going to cost me lot of money to fix the car.
Person B - Fair Dinkum

by Melbourne Dude March 2, 2005

Fair dinkum

Fair dinkum the Australian way of:
"say wallah bro"

Bloke 1:" I drop-kicked me missus last night"
Blokes2:" fkn fair dinkum m8"

by iSlayeth-Thy-Lamb February 28, 2017

Fair Witness

Fair Witness-originating from the book 'Stranger in a Strange Land' by Heinlein, Fair Witness was a made up profession, and their job was to record everything they heard/saw. What it means play/be fair witness is to, well take questions people ask you somewhat literally, as seen in the example. Yes, you can do something, but that doesn't mean you will-and that can lead into you will/would do something but not right now because no time was specified. This pretty much means messing with peoples' words/questions until they ask you in a very specific way.

James: Okay, can you pick up all of your crap?
Michael: Yes
-Waits-
James: WELL?
Michael: Oh, I'm sorry-did you want something?
James: Stop playing fair witness a pick this stuff up!

by AlliterationAnne September 4, 2009

Fair maiden.

This simply means a beautiful young single lady with a fair or light skin. But since now-a-days that seems to be a racist insinuation the meaning shifted to simply imply a lady with good characteristic and qualities.

Fair Maiden. From an old folk song.."...never fades the glory hark the fair maiden humming the story of love..."

by manongonyong April 11, 2015