Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”

by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022

Sharp exit

A sharp exit is what you do when you've wound the Police up once too often in your local town.

I was reading my old diary when I remembered the Dutchman who nicked it and did a sharp exit.

by MadDan11 June 5, 2025

Belfast Exit

Instead of an Irish exit where you leave without saying goodbye, you drop a massive controversial take to ruin the vibe of the night and then leave alike to bombing the vibes of the night.

“Hey man, how’s it going?”
“Good, but I’m about to do a Belfast Exit”
“Dude, you can’t do that it’s Thanksgiving.”

by PadreGustavo November 19, 2023

hard exit

A descriptive term relating to a difficult and often sudden end to a relationship

I had really fallen for Mark and thought we were going to get married then he dumped me and I've been devastated since. It was a hard exit for sure.

by Bob Francios the Fifth January 30, 2024

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

Entrance +Intrance + Exit = Blink

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education

oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break

by anonymous April 27, 2023