Ethan Engle

Without a doubt the most superest-duperest motor-chode mechanic the world has ever known. His lack of motivation in all areas of his life often lead to severe ass chewings, which he promptly disregards and then proceeds to play Command and Conquer. He also cooks delicious steaks and is covered in dirt.

That guy is so awesome and apathetic all at once, he's such an Ethan Engle!

by Super Cool Ethan Fan September 28, 2011

Anal Engagement

When you ask a girl to marry you just to get her to let you put it in her ass

Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”

by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019

New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.

Think hot white and creamy.

by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005

engating

The stage of dating between just dating and being engaged

Jim and Pam got engaged last week but they have been engating for months.

by shawack January 1, 2009

New England Gentleman

Sexual Act; Your Basic Monical And a Mustache.

Best done by shooting the eye first and then dragging across the upper lip.

He gave her a New England Gentleman.

He made a New England Gentleman out of her.

by Bob Perez September 25, 2007

New England Steamer

A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.

So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!

by VILSON September 3, 2003

Killswitch Engage

The greatest metal band of all time. Killswitch Engage rocks my sox!

Person A: What kind of music do you listen to?

Person B: Pop....

Person A: .......Fag.. -_-

Person B: What's wrong with pop music?

Person A: Go buy some Killswitch Engage...

by ☺╦ù♦ April 23, 2007