Pop 'ems

A delicious, glazed, doughnut-hole snack treat manufactured by the Entenmann's company. Also available in powdered.
Upon the realization that no one will allow a middle-aged, comic book reading, stoner freak who lives in his parents basement as the franchise manager to the leading bacon, marshmallow, and cheese milkshake manufacturing company run by large breasted Asian prostitutes in the standard issue uniform of wet t-shirts, g-strings, and stiletto heels, I crumbled into a metaphorical cocoon of unceasing apathy and soul crushing defeat as I watched my bootleg DVD of Krull, wept, and fantasized, once more, about taking a nail gun and going to town on the patrons of the local Blimpies...and eating Pop 'ems!
by Razorglove February 5, 2010
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Em Erdman

A hot gurl who has lots of energy and is about five foot nothing. There is more to say, but this is a frickin' dictionary.
Em Erdman rocks my world!
by Bob April 17, 2005
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break em stroke em

The method of wheeling a 10 to bed with you. Gradually confuse the woman by giving her a strong compliment followed by a small diss. Eg. "You're eyes are gorgeous, but you might want to think about painting those nails." After several uses. This smokeshow is going to keep coming back for more reassurance that she's hot ... But doesn't think your a bitch for saying she's so pretty all night. Then ya pounce on the best lay of your life :D
Break Em Stroke Em:

"Kiddie, just gotta fuckin break em and stroke em, the babies love it. Keeps em guessing... Yullll yulll"
by Baratheon the Andal August 17, 2015
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bang em' and slang em'

daddy wouldn't understand but this means to have sex with yo hoe and slang em hehe
You know it daddy, I bang em' and slang em'.
by Rhino Vlogs YouTube November 22, 2022
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got em

v. means to make a fool out of someone for the pleasure of others. Also can be used to signify one person abusing the other in any action, game, sport, walk of life. Can be especially useful in describing ownage in the sport of hanbdall when someone rolls another person etc.
Haha he rolled it. Got em!
by D squared October 29, 2005
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a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)
We used to get crushed at Apt F. on Friday's by playing Texas Hold 'em, Drink 'em, Smoke 'em.
by cromag cousin July 25, 2007
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To leave em' then retrive em' is when you have left your dirty prostitute to make your pimp ass some money (ching ching) and you return only to find the slut is gone, so you strike out on your own with malice and vengence in your heart to "RETRIVE" her!
Bro,last night I had to strike out and find that fucking cunt shaniqua after I left her to do something strange for some change with that filthy trick "john", next thing I knew I was standing over two dead bodies. Why is always so damn hard to leave em' then retrive em'???
by squirtdonkeys April 6, 2007
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