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Evan Peacock

he's a smart dude that is a pussyyyy when it comes to talking to his crush, has had the same haircut since he was a kid, hasn't had any interpersonal connection with a girl and probably never will
Did you hear Evan Peacock just got friend zoned.
by datpabloway February 25, 2017
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Evan

Evan is a sexy lad who feeks all the beaurs and can be funny or a dope. He is also the one stupid loud fella who can't keep his mouth shut talking to beaurs in class. To sum it up Evan is ONE BIG SEXY MONGO , so always go out with Evan if he ask's you.
Evan is a sexy mongo.
by WHOPPER HASH September 3, 2019
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evandbrown

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evan

Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.
"That guy from the bar last night was a COMPLETE evan. I gave him my real number"
by Evan W Sullivan December 12, 2008
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evangelion

Best anime show ever, consists of drama and robot battles. Evangelion is the best drawn anime ever and has a story far superior to most American movies.
Shin Seiki Evangelion is the best friggin' anime I've ver seen!
by Wolvie May 31, 2003
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Evan Lysacek

Gold medallist in men's figure skating at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, even though he couldn't pull off the prestigious quad jump like silver medallist Evgeni Plushenko. If you see something radioactively orange coming your way, that's him. He's also known as orange bro and Evan Lysaboutlikingchicks.
Did you see Evan Lysacek at the Olympics?

Yeah man. His outfit featured sparkly snakes designed by his BFF Vera Wang. But he's totally into the chicks.
by nastialiukin March 16, 2010
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evangelion

An anime that is said to be the archetype for all other anime, but it is extremely fucked up. All the characters are in desperate need of a psychiatrist, and the writers were smoking some very potent weed while creating this anime.

Some real-life guns appear in this series:

G11 carried by troops that were invading NERV
USP used by Misato
Glock 17/19 used by some NERV personell
Uzi used by NERV guards
Giant ACR used by EVA's
Giant Desert Eagle used by EVA's
The word "Evangelion" should be synonomous with "WTF".
by sekiryu July 5, 2006
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