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by shay bad ass December 29, 2021
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ETS/ets: Is a slang version for the sentence “ex-talking stage”. Making “ex-talking stage” an abbreviation can help people who are texting about there ETS save more time typing it out.
Sarah: girl guess what
Lia: wsp?
Sarah: my *ets* just called me
Lia: do NOT call back
by Laytia February 19, 2025
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by Etsy12456 June 05, 2020
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“Escape the Simulation”. A phrase used by the Jackbox Games fandom that refers to the final episode of YDKJ Full Stream where Cookie realizes he’s been kidnapped and trapped in a simulation.
Person: Scare me with three letters.
Jackbox fandom member: “ETS”.
by cupcakedestroyer August 30, 2022
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words standing for “eat the sand” meaning you should just go away and stop talking because no one likes you.
“Hey Louis how was your day?”
“Go ETS Eleanor no one likes you.”
by niallshorsefeet January 11, 2021
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Situation:
You get kidnapped and you manage to get your hands on a phone and you call 999

Police: Hello, what’s the problem

Kidnapapee: I got kidnapped, I’m 12 years old, I’m scared

Police: ok, well send forces to your location, what’s your fathers phone number?

Kidnapee: I don’t know

Police: This guys ETS😂🤣. How is he about to become a teenager and not even know his parents phone numbers💀💀💀
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ets quatros

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ets quatros car
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