Elmo

The almighty soviet lord who controls russia's potato supply

Turkey man:Ay yo chenz did you pay tribute to our lord Elmo?
Chenz: oh fuck I'm going to get sent to a gulag

by Lithified December 29, 2020

Elmo

Elmo is a fucking demon

AAH IT FUCKING SATAN... AHHH EVEN WORSE ITS ELMO

by Me.Toonenstien March 7, 2021

Elmo

Being cool while there's sex going on.

That was so elmo when your were having sex.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 10, 2021

bat-elmo

He lurks in the night, waiting for injustice, as the corners of Sesame Street are most evil at night.He is darkness, he is justice, HE IS BAT-ELMO

Thug 1: is that a bat? NO ITS BAT-ELMO RUN
Thug 2: I’ve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo

by Batelmo February 2, 2024

Tickle me Elmo

The act of tickling a chick's asshole while going down on her.

"Wellsy tickled my Elmo so hard last night."

"He gave you the tickle me Elmo?"

"Two knuckles deep!"

by Chard351 April 18, 2023

St. Elmo’s Fire

Growin' up, you don't see the writing on the wall
Passin' by, movin' straight ahead, you knew it all
But maybe sometime if you feel the pain
You'll find you're all alone, everything has changed
Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're tryin' to break free
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire (Ooh, oooh, oooh)
Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go
(Just how far I go)
Soon be home, only just a few miles down the road
I can make it, I know, I can
You broke the boy in me but you won't break the man
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me, burnin' in me
Just once in his life a man has his time
And my time is now, I'm coming alive

I can hear the music playin', I can see the banners fly
Feel like you're back again, and hope ridin' high
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can see a new horizon underneath the blazin' sky
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's fire
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in me
Burnin', burnin' in me, I can feel it burnin'
St. Elmo's Fire, St. Elmo’s Fire

by Death Menace May 12, 2023

Tickle me elmo

Is when you shower at a buddy's place dump out his shampoo and conditioner and fill them up with your baby gravy to help with his texture of his hair.

Dustin was at the gym said something about his tickle me elmo and how much bounce his hair had.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023