Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.

If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant

Drunk elephant by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2021

drunk IM 

As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated

A drunk IM:

heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink

drunk IM by emsee November 15, 2006

Drunk Stain 

Noun

A stain or mark of any kind received in the state of inebriation. Usually on articles of clothing but possibly on the human body itself or other possessions.

"Holy shit there is no way in hell your going to be able to explain why your jeans look like that enless you admit to be totally shitfaced."

"Yeah you are screwed man those are some trashy drunk stains."

Drunk Stain by Law_Einhander May 30, 2007

drunk food 

Food one eats when getting the beer munchies

After 8 beers i can sure go for some drunk food

drunk food by Ceese March 12, 2005

drunk texting 

A modern derivative of its cousin, drunk dial-ing, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey keeps drunk texting her every weekend at 2am.

drunk texting by DougCrow January 3, 2006

Drunk Radar 

The often useful ability to find your way home, or to where you want to go, whilst incapacitated by alcohol.

I was supposed to be staying at Steve's but we got seperated in the club. My drunk radar got me home even though I didn't know I knew the way.

Drunk Radar by EdRush July 13, 2006

Drunk talk 

What happens when you get together with friends, drink and come up with "fabulous" ideas that the next day are totally ridiculous and end up never happening.

My cronies and me decided to skydive naked. Thank God that was just drunk talk.

Drunk talk by Tracey Hartung August 21, 2007