Doughnut Foul

Occurs when a person in a position of power in the workplace (i.e. Supervisor, Shift Lead, Front End Manager, etc.) does something that breaks one of the written or unwritten rules of said workplace, but commits said infraction out of the eyes of his or her own boss.

So, in order to buy the silence of their underlings, the person who f'd up will bring in doughnuts the next day for all those that were there to witness the infraction.

The Doughnut Foul's arch-nemesis is the Snitch of the workplace.

Hey, Bob is going to bring in Krispy Kreme's tomorrow for his Doughnut Foul this morning! I think he should be late to work more often.

by Altito May 20, 2011

Fuzzy Doughnut

Vagina

I got me some of that fuzzy doughnut last night!

by wigglestick July 7, 2011

Glaze the Doughnut

Glazing the Doughnut involves a male ejaculating on and/or around the exterior of a female sexual partner's vagina.

Male A: "So, last night I end up tagging along on my roomate's date. Her and I have great conversations, lots of laughs, he says nothing. I pay for our dinner, we go to a bar and her and I dance all night. We all get home and then she goes to bed with him and I'm sitting alone in the living room."

Male B: "Man, that sucks. The least she could have done was let you Glaze the Doughnut."

by Richard Head II August 28, 2013

Jelly Doughnut

Knocking a female out-cold once you have ejaculated all over her face.

I gave her a jelly doughnut in the public bathroom.

by Lennent May 30, 2009

Chinese Doughnut

The act of having butt sex and cumming, then proceeding to eat your cum or the cum of another out of their butt hole.

Dude, last night was amazing I gave this girl the Chinese Doughnut.

by Andrew Deeth March 17, 2009

Doughnut nigger

A black police officer.

Drunk guy: Fucking doughnut nigger, go and arrest me huh?

by Steven Schwebel March 30, 2008

Glazed Doughnut

when you are having anal sex, and you pull out and jizz all over her asshole, wait for it to get all crusty, then eat all of your jizz out of her asshole.

o wow, i cant believe i just did that. that glazed doughnut was disgusting

by sexysanta69 May 26, 2010