Dolphin Sneeze

To have an orgasm in one's pants; to jizz one's pants

Larry, the first time a girl hugs you, you're going to have a nerd-gasm and dolphin sneeze all up in your pants.

by SydneyValentine May 2, 2011

Dolly Dolphin

The $43, vibrating, dolphin-shaped, sex-toy often used by the president of "famous organizations" such as the SLURS and their significant others.
A photo can be found at www.edenfantasys.com/DOLLY-DOLPHIN-II/adult-toys-dvds-14985

Quick Sport, Pass me Dolly-Dolphin before you do that last line.

by Promisebreaker May 14, 2004

man the dolphin

1. The simple act of masturbation

2. Masturbation performed underwater or where there may be large amounts of water, ex: an aquarium

"Sorry dude, I can't play ball right now. I have a serious urge to man the dolphin."

"Greg, look! Skeeter's manning the dolphin!"

by MunkySantaKlaus September 14, 2009

Magical Dolphins

A game popular in small towns, usually played in boredom. Played by talking about a topic for a minute without changing subjects or talking about magic or dolphins; the topics are Harry Potter, Seaworld, Twilight, and tuna.

Jessie and Meg played "Magical Dolphins" in their boredom.

by ladida17 June 14, 2010

Mol the Dolphin

The most amazing person in the world. Someone who is so incredibly talented, beautiful and smart. Someone who is sunshine on a cloudy day. A hero.

A star, Possi, Mol the Dolphin

by Deal the Seal95 June 22, 2010

Dolphin Button

The act of inserting an object (a finger, dildo or penis) into a female's ass at which point she proceeds to make a noise like a dolphin. ("eh-eh eh-eh eh-eh")

When i tried to go in her ass, I must have hit her dolphin button because the next thing i know i hear "eh-eh, eh-eh eh-eh" and I knew exactly what she meant...I was busted.

by Sex Deprived April 15, 2009

flying dolphin

sticking your knuckle in your chicks ass then extend your finger vigorously.

Opey gave Butchie the flying dolphin last night.

by Wyatt Pavin March 21, 2008