Jewelry expert.
One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.
One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.
Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.
by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007
Get the Diamond Doctormug. A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008
Get the Doctor Sphinctermug. The art of one yelling “Doctor Brain” aloud while simultaneously flashing others with his ballsack. Typically done in locker rooms
by Sham_wow February 13, 2018
Get the doctor brainmug. by Lucius Black February 9, 2009
Get the beat doctormug. Doctor Dolittle's more eccentric office-mate. A person so fully connected to the animals that he finds humans strangely exotic.
"Where's Doctor Donothing?"
"Outside, where he's been since four AM, feeding the deer, the squirrels and chipmunks, the birds and the dogs. When I try to talk to him, he looks at me like I belong in an aquarium."
"Outside, where he's been since four AM, feeding the deer, the squirrels and chipmunks, the birds and the dogs. When I try to talk to him, he looks at me like I belong in an aquarium."
by Monkey's Dad October 24, 2020
Get the Doctor Donothingmug. When the nurse says "The doctor will be with you in a moment" and you end up waiting 10 or more minutes. Also known as a Doctor's Minute.
Nurse:"The doctor will be with you in a moment."
Ten minutes later
Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."
Ten minutes later
Patient: "Sure, a Doctor's Moment."
by marysm July 13, 2010
Get the Doctor's Momentmug. A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.
A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.
Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.
by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012
Get the doctoral fecesmug.