Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
by Nyxocotic July 14, 2023
A closet case who will not stop talking on craigslist.org about cocksucking. He emails guys on R&R for gay sex all the time.
by Straight Radical July 01, 2012
by Bob Dylans Ball Sack June 25, 2017
Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*
by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024
by DieSirenee46s14 August 28, 2017
My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.
by ThatKidWhoIsReallyFuckingWeird March 16, 2017
by 007007007 October 16, 2022