Divorce

What your parents had.

“My parents had a divorce.”
“L”

by chingchongmothertrucker August 25, 2022

divorce room

The room you have in your parents' house or elsewhere that you take refuge in when you are having marital problems.

John: I cheated on Kate. She's kicking me out.
Bobby: Damn, bro. Where are you going to stay?
John: No worries, my mom just restocked the fridge and put a comforter on my bed in my divorce room.

by annamaria5290 October 15, 2011

divorce

caused by you

i caused my parents divorce

by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020

Hialeah divorce

The girl leaves the relationship and the guy (who can't accept living without her) shoots her and himself.

Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived

Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce

by L00kItUp August 25, 2022

Divorced Mack Daddy

A lesser form of the mack daddy. Divorced mack daddy describes a man who is reliably successful with many women, but only early in the interactions. This means that although he’s talked to many women and has the confidence and charisma to do so, he ultimately never makes it anywhere with them.

I got 25 bitches on my snap and none of them fuck after the first week. I feel like a divorced mack daddy

by snopp doog January 30, 2022

Divorce-Leprosy

When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.

Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.

by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017