Sister in Divorce

Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.
I just love my sister in divorce - she’s the best.
by Revita S June 2, 2024
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Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink
Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.
by anonymous February 11, 2025
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divorce room

The room you have in your parents' house or elsewhere that you take refuge in when you are having marital problems.
John: I cheated on Kate. She's kicking me out.
Bobby: Damn, bro. Where are you going to stay?
John: No worries, my mom just restocked the fridge and put a comforter on my bed in my divorce room.
by annamaria5290 October 15, 2011
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divorce

caused by you
i caused my parents divorce
by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020
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Uncontested Divorce

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.
Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.
by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022
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Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025
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