divorce room

The room you have in your parents' house or elsewhere that you take refuge in when you are having marital problems.

John: I cheated on Kate. She's kicking me out.
Bobby: Damn, bro. Where are you going to stay?
John: No worries, my mom just restocked the fridge and put a comforter on my bed in my divorce room.

by annamaria5290 October 15, 2011

Soul divorced

One of many phrases meaning killed or dead used by Tik Toker/YouTuber: Casual Geographic to avoid demonetization when ruining your favourite animal(s) for 5-10 minutes.

"Bump (an elephant) then used his tusks to split his handler in half and then stood over his soul divorced corpse for hours."

by N1t-Man103 April 14, 2023

Divorce

AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE! Ohohohohohohoho!!!

Hym "This is what you motherfuckers don't understand... YOU know and I know... That YOU have done something morally wrong... So for YOU to try and hoist me by my own petard and act like you have some kind of moral superiority does nothing more than demonstrate exactly how arrogant you guys really are. You didn't think they'd catch you doing SOMETHING. You did SOMETHING motherfucker. What did you do? You know what you did. Emotionally abuse your wife which lead to divorce? Do we get to emotionally abuse you now? I'll catch you doing something. And now you look like an idiot."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?

Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Divorce-aversary

The anniversary of signing your divorce papers.

John was throwing a party to celebrate being single again, since it was his 2nd divorce-aversary

by Iggy10 October 7, 2023