speed dialing

When a chick repeatedly phones you, and you use your phone on vibrate to get her off.

Speed dialing your mom was awesome! But now I can't get the smell out of my phone.

by BeefWellington11 February 9, 2018

Dangling Tweeters

1. Testicles

Dang! Bob's dangling tweeters are HUGE!!!

by Aqueas December 2, 2003

lingaling

Baby talk for "penis". Usually self discovered and "named" by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years.

Mother: Did you wash your 'lingaling', sweetie?
Little boy: Yes Mommy, I washed my lingaling.

Also called a "ling ling".

Mother to her little child:
"Did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?"
Yes Mommy I washed my lingaling with soap..."

So on and so forth...

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

dangling dave

When your floppy penis wont go into the butt you were trying to fuck, so you jerk off and stick you finger in there instead.

Dude, Koppel gave me a dangling dave in the lockerroom!! It was horrible!!

by bio 100 May 10, 2005

Dinging

Where as you walk or run along naked your pecker flops up and down with each step. Said motion is called dinging because the pecker is called a dinger.

She saw me dinging all the way to the lake.

by Judge dredd7 July 30, 2011

Emo dangling

To dangle an emo out of a window via a bungee cord

Oh shit man, Lil Chris is gonna get BOID.
hes been emo dangling

by WESLY aka Wins October 8, 2007

Chunk dialing

When a person vomits from being drunk, and the barf chunks hit the numbers on the phone and dial a random number.

A: Hello?

B: ...

A: Hello???

B: graaaugh!!!

A: OMG! Eww! Are you chunk dialing me?

*NEXT DAY*

C: Dude, this hot chick at the bar was totally chunk dialing people last night. It was disgusting.

by PnB February 15, 2010