Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.
You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".
by BigBlanket June 13, 2011
Get the deuce-dialing mug.A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.
"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."
by thedruproject January 27, 2007
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A common acronym for the following:
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
A reply when someone gives you a pile of useless knowledge. It is most commonly used toward the office know it all that overemphasizes their importance to the organization.
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
A reply when someone gives you a pile of useless knowledge. It is most commonly used toward the office know it all that overemphasizes their importance to the organization.
DILLIGAF can also used when someone rudely interrupts you, you reply with DILLIGAF and the conversation ends after you explain what it means to the office idiot.
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Get the dilligaf mug.Related to butt-dialing, Breast dialing is when a woman puts her phone in her bra and accidentally calls someone without realizing it.
Call recipient- Hello? Hello?
Later that day...
Call recipient- Hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so I just hung up.
Breast-dialer- Oh yeah sorry those were my breasts dialing you.
Call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.
Later that day...
Call recipient- Hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so I just hung up.
Breast-dialer- Oh yeah sorry those were my breasts dialing you.
Call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.
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