(Noun) A person who is so delusional that they are blind to everything around, especially pertaining to their relationships and/or own self. Actions include constantly wining, nagging, and crying, actions inappropriate for a persons age. Delusional Clingy Fools are so clingy that when confronted with their actions that are suffocating their relationships they cling on to whats left and start to beg for forgiveness. Beware of confronting Delusional clingy fools because when the evidence is clearly in front of them they will deny it all, like OJ did in his infamous trial.
Charles: Hey how are things with Mr. Chubon.
Alyse: Horrible I tried to break up with him and he begged me not to go!
Charles: Wow, what a Delusional Clingy Fool.
Alyse: Horrible I tried to break up with him and he begged me not to go!
Charles: Wow, what a Delusional Clingy Fool.
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A sexual organ that is horrifically disgusting on epic proportions and has the stinkiest odor known to mankind. First discovered in Florida in 2002 on a human male, a DeBussy is said to be able to be smelt from up to 2000 miles away, and long-term exposure will leed to poisoning and eventually death.
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by irishwhistle January 12, 2009
Get the delish mug.The mistaken belief that one is still "technically" a virgin, despite having engaged in activity that is medically defined as sexual intercourse. This delusion can be caused by either denial or misinformation regarding what sexual intercourse actually is.
This delusion is most common amongst females, but is sometimes observed in males. Usually, a strong sense of regret, anxiety, or religious obligation leads the individual or individuals to invent excuses (either before or after the act of sex) that redefine their activity as something that doesn't quite constitute sex.
Common excuses include, but are not limited to:
-If the male did not ejaculate, or if he "pulled out"
-If the female also did not reach orgasm
-If the length of the intercourse was less than a given amount of time
-If only the tip of the penis was inserted as "experimentation"
-If one or both of the individuals was intoxicated and "was not making good judgments"
Some incidences of denial are so extreme that the individual will afterward claim that he or she was raped, when in reality the sex was consensual, in order to remove themselves from the responsibility of having lost their virginity.
This delusion is most common amongst females, but is sometimes observed in males. Usually, a strong sense of regret, anxiety, or religious obligation leads the individual or individuals to invent excuses (either before or after the act of sex) that redefine their activity as something that doesn't quite constitute sex.
Common excuses include, but are not limited to:
-If the male did not ejaculate, or if he "pulled out"
-If the female also did not reach orgasm
-If the length of the intercourse was less than a given amount of time
-If only the tip of the penis was inserted as "experimentation"
-If one or both of the individuals was intoxicated and "was not making good judgments"
Some incidences of denial are so extreme that the individual will afterward claim that he or she was raped, when in reality the sex was consensual, in order to remove themselves from the responsibility of having lost their virginity.
~ "I feel sort of bad for Miranda, she was so drunk when she lost her virginity that she hardly remembers it. She even told me that she didn't actually have sex with that guy."
~"No, she definitely slept with him, she has serious delusions of virginity."
~"No, she definitely slept with him, she has serious delusions of virginity."
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