deja new

Essentially the opposite of déjà vu: coming into contact with an object, having an experience or encounter, or meeting someone that feels completely "first time", new, original -- but definitely isn't... there is some definitive proof that you have been in this situation before: others have witnessed it, or even worse, your own notes belie your having had this experience before.

Somewhat akin to having "a senior moment", or being pre-Alzheimer's, but more public, thus more embarrassing.
I was reading a book's passage, and was blown away by the writing and was going to write something down as a comment, then turned the page and saw I had once before already done just that, years ago. I felt a shimmering of "deja new".
by semper-fido October 31, 2007
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deja vu

deja vu (pronounced day-jah voo) is when you swear you saw or done something before when you really didn't.
r&b singer jhene made a song called 'deja vu'
by +doesn't matter+ July 29, 2005
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DEJA VOO

Well known throughout the state of Michigan, Deja Voo is a Border Collie/Whippet mix who knows over 100 different commands, 30 different tricks, and is a TDI certified Therapy Dog who visits sick children and senior citizens in the hospitals and brings love and joy to everyone she meets. Deja Voo is owned, trained and handled by expert dog trainer, Kristen Gregory
Deja Voo has changed the lives of many people through her work as a Therapy Dog.
by Kronik Kris10 June 17, 2008
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deja slu

1) the feeling you have when you've hooked up with the same person before but you dont remember because you were too drunk
2) slowly remembering your drunk hook ups as the day progresses after you've been blacked out
1) Had deja slu last night with Rob, remember we hooked up in highschool?

2) Jane: Omg I totally have deja slu, I vaguely remember hooking up with Joe
by franciepants January 02, 2011
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deja poo

When you think you're done with your morning shat, but you have to go back for more.
Jane: Weren't you just in that bathroom??
Dick: I've got a case of DEJA POO!
by TheNamesLisa July 11, 2008
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Deja Moo

Part 1: Waking up hungover, rolling over and locking eyes with a fatty, and realizing that you got too drunk and had sex with a cow.
Part 2: Upon further speculation, you realize that this fatty is no ordinary fatty.
Realization: You have had drunk sex with this particular fat chick before.
Deja Moo.
Rich: Dude, I still can't believe you banged that fat chick Carla last week.
John: Yea, well I had a Deja Moo with her last night.
by Bozo105721 October 29, 2008
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deja moo

The feeling you've banged that fat chick before.
He shuddered as she walked by, remembering her sister. It was definitely a case of deja moo.
by Faolan Conall February 25, 2009
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