Pound Cake Defense

Based on Bill Cosby's "Pound Cake" speech where a niggar gets shot in the head because his cousin wanted the pound cake he stole, meaning killing is just routine reaction to bad manners .

Yo man, the store owner is coping a Pound Cake Defense after he shot the robber nine more times than needed.

by gwbdopesmoker June 12, 2009

Kids Defense Team

Hard working organization who will always be there for homeless children and children that come from low income families.

Kids Defense Team

by kdtinc February 3, 2010

balls defense

Method of defense for women against men. A guy trying to grab a girl? Kick ‘em in the balls!

“That guy just tried to attack me!”
“What did you do?”
“Balls defense, kick ‘em where the sun don’t shine”

by queesticles October 7, 2020

sand sculpture defense

'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.

Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.

by Coincidence April 20, 2008

The Harlow Defense

A progressive punk band from Albuquerque, New Mexico with waaaay larger nuts than BrokenCyde.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear BrokenCyde is all about fucking jail bait?

Kid 2: Yeah, The Harlow Defense is from the same city and way better.

by BC(fucks)13(year olds) May 10, 2009

twinkie defense

The stance or posture taken by a fat person when you try and take food from their plate.

"I tried to bum a fry from JoJo's plate and that fool struck a "twinkie defense"."

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

quaker defense

the act of shoving your opponent while he or she is attemtping to bash. Style of defense created by the quaker of crunk

Jordan was pushed into the brick wall as a result of the quaker defense

by JayJ July 15, 2005