Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.
person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
by MrSquaky February 15, 2018
A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.
Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”
by ITakeBenadryl August 09, 2021
Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.
Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.
by Skaterboi89 August 06, 2022
An native Alaskan that lives across from a McDonald's that deals the dankest and sloppiest wap you've ever seen
by Orbit 423 November 25, 2022
by BlazinBananas August 14, 2023
Oi Cuz, I'm stressin' bout the RONA, know any RAT dealers? I wanna make sure I'm RONA free before I catch up with Nan.
by Benny'n'Bam January 06, 2022
by sippy juice dealer April 28, 2022