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David

Someone who is very passionate in strategy, also someone who is very loving but when it comes to certain things he can lose temper very easily
David is my friend
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A simp lol, too bad because its incurable
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The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.
That David was sighted in Norway.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
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David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.
David and Jordan
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Thinks beans are still funny.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020
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The coolest and best Asian around. He was nominated for best Asian 10 executive and non executive times in row...THATS 20 BEST ASIAN AWARDS
He never Dishonored his fammery,he's a David.
He got nominated for best Asian,he's David
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a nigga that beats his dick every day
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