A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.
by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024
Get the Daltonmug. Dalton is a brother in Christ (Mormon) who constantly misuses words and/or mispronounces words longer than two syllables.
A Dalton would say "Getting multiple cookies for a job an example of the toochoochie loss function (dismissing returns)"
by Yerrboy April 20, 2023
Get the Daltonmug. Dalton is a kind young man who can get pretty much and girl he wants. Dalton loves his girlfriend to death and is very loyal her. You’ll never see dalton with more then 4 girls in a picture with him!!
by Scorpionfish November 17, 2020
Get the Daltonmug. 
by blakesmittty December 5, 2018
Get the daltonmug. by Gsnsnakskskdnejr June 17, 2022
Get the Daltonmug. Tena loves dalton more no matter what it’s him and her Nd kendrea against the world if kendrea don’t leave dem 🦋💙
by Ttbena September 28, 2020
Get the Tena loves dalton moremug.