tokyo drift

the worst movie possibly made. don't get it. destroy it if you have it.

tokyo drift was not worth 10 bucks. i don't think it was even worth 10 cents

by jerrard January 3, 2007

American Drift

This is when you get, generally a Dodge Viper with a modified 8.3L V10 with 800hp, placing the car in 4th gear and overpowering so wheels break traction around a massive oval course getting huge smoke.

Cletus the hillbilly did an American Drift by putting the car in fourth and floored it round a 100mph corner with no skill at all and crashed and died because dodge vipers don't have steering

by The Real Jebus. June 20, 2008

get me drift

Used in ancient history, about 10 years ago, to instruct menial workers to collect fuel for timber burning stoves. The "drift" wood was not an easy fuel to ignite due it's high content of sea water and therefore the expression soon became obsolete.

If you don't warm things up in here I'm gonna rearrange your boat. Get me drift!!!

by NEWandIMPROVEDmk100769 November 1, 2004

Tokyo Drift

Similar to skidmarks. The outcome of not wiping your ass properly or sharting and not being able to wipe or shower for an extended period of time; this results in very long and wide shit marks in undergarments.

1st
A: Hey bro, can you drive fast?! I'm sharting my pants.

B: Sorry man, can't go any faster. You just gonna have to deal with your Tokyo Drift.

2nd
Hey babe, I bleached the hell outta your underwear but I couldn't get that Tokyo Drift out.

3rd
The stall was out of toilet paper; so I guess I'm gonna be stuck Tokyo Drifting today.

by BuzzKillingfield February 28, 2011

Rodeo Drift

A style of stunt driving popularized / invented by Japanese D1 Drift Champion Yasuyuki Kazama.

The act of drifting a car while either sitting on the window sill, or straddling the door with one leg outside of the car. Occasionally a fully-seated driver drifting while holding open the drivers-side door with their foot or leg and one hand in the air.

Last night I watched your mom rodeo drift her car down the street. Btw she's totally hot.

by Captain Ass Pancakes March 6, 2012

Dimensional Drift ASMR

An amazing human being Y^Y

Dimensional Drift ASMR is a one of a kind, caring and loving artist. This mans is so special- like dont ask me to save someones life if D is streaming because im sorry but you gots to go mate because i have things to do and places to be. At that point, i wont have time to save you. Periodt. Luv u D

by Lizzy Rosemary May 24, 2021

west texas drift

(noun) Weaving or wandering around the road, caused by road hypnosis from driving down many miles of empty and perfectly straight road that looks exactly like the last many miles you drove. Driving these roads on cruise control with your hands immobile on the steering wheel leads to inattention to driving, or to boredom strong enough that you're tempted to swerve off the road on purpose rather than by accident.

(verb) To unintentionally drive very very gradually off the road or into the opposing lane, because the road is so empty and boring that you aren't paying enough attention to notice.

I was reading a magazine while driving to El Paso, and the west texas drift took me halfway across a field before I even noticed.

The next town is in a straight line 269 miles away. When I finally get there, I'd better get a hotel room; all this west texas drifting is about to make me at one with the tumbleweeds.

by exstock April 8, 2009