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Jelly Donut

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)
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donut day

Donut Day was coined one Friday morning when several friends left school and gathered at a common friends apartment. After becoming intoxicated on a large quantity of rum one friend left to buy donuts. Since then, each Friday is considered the day to skip out of highschool to become incredibly drunk and stoned at the apartment in which it began.

Commonly, Donut Day involves porn, shopping sprees at sex shops, dressing up men in lingerie, and an overall immoral time. With, of course, plenty of donuts.
"I'm sorry I won't be in school today, it's Donut Day."
"We need to get to the liquor store to stock up for Donut Day."
"Did you buy your weed for Donut Day?"
by Alyssia F. December 13, 2008
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donut-stick

When a man inserts his erect penis thru the holes of several donuts so as to carry them because his hands are holding something else, usually beverages.
A lover awoke to see their mate standing naked at the foot of they're bed holding two cup's of hot cocoa, one in each hand and on his donut-stick were a couple tasty looking double glazed ring-shaped cakes of sweetness just waiting to be gobbled up.
by jpg3 October 29, 2011
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donut nasty

When a more than one donut is eaten at an extremely rapid pace and the consumer feels instant regret...in their stomach
When Hannah let on rip in her Biology class, she knew she had underestimated her case of donut nasty.
by G-gras March 9, 2009
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chodey donuthole

Is a little redneck bitch that lives in Eatonville Washington and is kinda gay but it's all Anthony Tipton fault so.
by Codydonohueisfag July 14, 2019
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Strawberry donut

What occurs when two lesbians have been donut bumpin' back and forth, while on their periods.
After those two broads were done bagel bumping, it looked like somebody left strawberry donuts at a crime scene.
by Buster Belair April 6, 2021
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Private Donut

Proper Noun.  

The best character on the popular web series Red versus Blue. This character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego "00 Donut" or, "Agent D00nut". He can be seen flying around on a jet pack saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. He is also known as, but not limited to; Franklin Donut, Private Biscuit, Lieutenant McMuffin, Commander Pop N' Fresh (With Golden, Flakey crust!), Major Cinnamon Buns (Contains buttery goodness.), Corporal Croissandwich, and Admiral Buttercrust. All of the above (except Franklin) names are said by Donut's great freind Caboose. But one question still remains... Is Donut really a she?
The wise words of D00nut, "Thrill or be thrilled!"
by Maledin November 29, 2004
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