Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.

Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'

by Erodon November 9, 2012

ass cocktail

When a guy cum inside the girl ass, her friend eat the load from her ass.

Thanks, that ass cocktail was delicious. Can I lick out some more.

by SilverBull June 17, 2018

Aruban cocktail

The art of when your planing on going cross country with your dog, but your throat becomes dry, so you let him sneeze in your mouth

In the 14 hour drive, i forgot water, so i was forced to make dexter help me with the aruban cocktail

by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

cocktail sausages

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.

isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Virtual cocktails

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

asian cocktail

a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.

Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water

Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...

by UnzipMyIQ March 5, 2011

Pussy juice cocktail

When a guy is fucking 2 girls & alternating between pussies & gets both girls wet pussy on his dick, then both girls share the mixture off the guys cock.

Rod proceeded to fuck Candy & Honey and switch back and forth from each pussy. Then the girls shared the joy of cleaing the pussy juice cocktail of Rods cock.

by Strongbone November 2, 2010