Cunting

When a guy has run out of opportunities to get with a woman, and has no choice left but to kick her in the vagina and start looking for a new woman. The courtship equivalent of punting in football.

I've been cunting up a storm in here tonight. Bad luck for me, bruises for them.

by BRothBerger November 10, 2010

counting clouds

Going to sleep high

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"

by zoriboi March 5, 2012

counting roundabout

A man who likes large numbers of inches up his bum. But slowly, so he can count them. He also does it whilst on a roundabout.

"Man, Ned's such a counting roundabout. Did you see him there again today?! Freak.."

by leonlikesbum February 11, 2014

chunting

A sexual encounter between a chode and a very lucky lady, derived from the words chode and cunt.

".....and in other news, rioting continues all over the world as naked men and women where ever you go continue to demand higher levels of chunting at all times."

by rc9000000000000000000 December 9, 2013

Cunting McGoo

A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.

"Jesus, Jon won't shut up about his new Cunting McGoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying."

by Suq_Madiik October 25, 2014

cunting

When someone is being a unaware cunt and won't stop

Look at jessica right now shes cunting and she needs to calm down

by Huskylife June 2, 2015

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.

I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.

by DRSR3V July 1, 2016