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a cash crop is a crop that is produced and distributed simply for its commercial value rather than for use by the farmer/producer.
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Get the crop dusting mug.Dropping continuous farts while walking through shopping aisles or large crowds, leaving the smell for everyone else to enjoy while you casually walk on.
"Careful, don't go up the stairs, I was crop dusting all the way down!"
Uuuurgh, can you smell that? Someones been crop dusting here!
Uuuurgh, can you smell that? Someones been crop dusting here!
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Get the crop dusting mug.1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.
Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.
Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.
2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.
3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.
Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.
2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.
3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.
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Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"
Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."
Sandra: "Thats what I said"
2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.
3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"
Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."
Sandra: "Thats what I said"
2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.
3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.
by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010
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Originated in Huntsville at Huntsville High School JROTC
Originated in Huntsville at Huntsville High School JROTC
Nathan: says something stupid
James: that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Sven: On Crop, you’re an idiot Nathan.
Or
James: Sven, your relationships end terribly.
Sven: On Crop!
James: that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Sven: On Crop, you’re an idiot Nathan.
Or
James: Sven, your relationships end terribly.
Sven: On Crop!
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