jadyns cousin

Jadyns cousins are the absolute fucking hottest people you have ever met. The amount of testosterone my lord hottest I have ever seen

“Girl you seen jadyns cousin”
“Omg yes, I am drooling”
“I’m gunna grab me jadyns cousin holly shit”

by Fact or cap May 05, 2021

friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer November 22, 2015

cousin fucker

Someone who has sex with or marries their cousin or other close relations.

That nasty woman had sex with her husband's brother. What a cousin fucker.

by cherls November 14, 2008

Weiner Cousins

Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.

Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.

by rexcars27 April 23, 2009

Demarcus Cousins

Demarcus Cousins- Being 5th cousins with another human being so therefore that means your DEMARCUS COUSINS.

Since we are 5th cousins that means ware demarcus cousins

by JUDATRON March 06, 2022

Bed Cousin

Two individuals who happen to have slept with the same person. Prevelant in the straight community, rampant in the gay.

Mike and Brian discovered in conversation that they have both slept with __________ (insert name here). Mike and Brian are "bed cousins".

by Adunning September 30, 2007

Kitty cousins

multiple women who have a single common male sexual partner

sandy, karen, alicia are kitty cousins. they all banged out gary.marita

by LizzieBorden March 27, 2010