The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.

"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"

by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021

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Council of Andrews

The divine order of all Andrews, bound together by fate and power. To speak the name is to summon loyalty, strength, and destiny itself. Scholars fear it. Governments can’t stop it. Mothers instinctively name their sons Andrew so they may one day join the ranks.

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“Before the Council of Andrews, I was invisible. After joining, I landed a promotion, doubled my income, grew a beard in a week, and strangers started calling me "sir". The Council doesn’t just change your life — it declares who you were always meant to be.”
-Andrew

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The Council Of

The Council of has existed for millennia. They consist of the wise guy, the karate kid, the twat, the goofiest lad and their anonymous leader. If you think your safe from them you’re not. They own everything and lack the intelligence for morality.

When the council convenes.

The twat: “ah the council of meets again”

The goofy lad: “stfu”

Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)

The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”

by Sollis February 3, 2023

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