A sequence of cataclysmic events that play themselves out in a completely random manner, yet at the same time in complete synchronicity with one another. Its a culmination of sin and deception that gathers itself in a group and enters into the light for the whole world to see. It’s basically God drawing a perfect karmic circle around a person or group of people who have severely lacked in faith & honesty, and it usually ends in disaster for the participants unless they ask God for forgiveness. Basically the longest-running cosmic joke of all time.
“It’s Virgo season. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. Wow, what a cosmic fuck-all.”
by trikki September 14, 2018
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When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.
Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.
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is charged with various war crimes and cybercrimes
also for murder
They arrested him in Tijuana for multiple homicide
he only said pentakill
A few months ago he escaped from jail for now he's on the loose
if you find it run away from it
is charged with various war crimes and cybercrimes
also for murder
They arrested him in Tijuana for multiple homicide
he only said pentakill
A few months ago he escaped from jail for now he's on the loose
if you find it run away from it
by Cosmic Zeppeli December 29, 2020
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by piesie April 3, 2021
Get the comcom mug.I.e A purely cosmetic intellectual. Someone who claims to be smart directly or indirectly but are really at the beginning of the dunning kreuger curve. They only pursue "intellectualism" as an accessory and justifications to feel superior to others.
This can apply to:
- kids/teens who think they are more educated than the teacher through youtube videos despite failing at school
- people who say they love science but really just like reciting what Neil the black science man tells them. And not the actual mathematics or scientific derivation behind it.
- people that are keen to make themselves appear "smart" or are very insecure about their intelligence
-Jimmy neutron
This can apply to:
- kids/teens who think they are more educated than the teacher through youtube videos despite failing at school
- people who say they love science but really just like reciting what Neil the black science man tells them. And not the actual mathematics or scientific derivation behind it.
- people that are keen to make themselves appear "smart" or are very insecure about their intelligence
-Jimmy neutron
"Dude I fucking hate him. His an annoying little shit that has this crazy superior complex. Why cant he just put the thesaurus down and speak like a human being?"
"I know right? Meanwhile he is failing at math. What a fake ass pompous cosmelectual."
"I know right? Meanwhile he is failing at math. What a fake ass pompous cosmelectual."
by Vibespear May 15, 2021
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