Cook

To cop, buy, or acquire a highly hyped/coveted item.

Yeah man, I just cooked up some Supreme

by thehypegod May 17, 2018

Cockypants

Noun- Similar to "Smartypants", a name for someone who is being cocky or full of themselves. Often mistaken for a sexual innuendo.

Bob-"Yeah! I won! I rock at Scrabble!"
John-"Bob, stop being such a cockypants.

by freshfishbowl March 28, 2009

Cooked Grenade

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011

conkybobs

If your name is Connor and you become an uncle, you could be known as Uncle Conkybobs.

Woman 1: "Hey Connor! I heard you became an uncle recently. Congratulations Uncle Conkybobs!"
Connor: "Thanks."

by fuckmejesuschrist November 9, 2010

cookernup

To do something that no cunt understands involving a strange looking dude , a wheel rim used as a bbq and a pet goat

Cookernup the deal like that I shot 3 or 4 weeks ago on the spit

by Tristan inbread November 9, 2018

Cooked Spaghetti

A term started In Chicago meaning something is over with, Done or no longer need to be talked about

“I’m not going in there man, that’s cooked spaghetti “

by Shaqkie Shaq January 29, 2019

Cookedlish

The type of language one speaks whilst cooked on drugs that is expressed in either sounds, gestures, references or jumbled words that is distinctly unique to the group whilst on the sesh. It can be seen as a myriad of inside jokes or one off attempts at conversations whilst in a cooked state.

No example can ever fit as cookedlish dialect is forever changing. It makes little to no sense to outsiders looking in and is unique to each group & its sesh.

by Tic & Ness April 20, 2019