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wadsworth constant

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment does not approach importance until 30% or greater into said video, conversation, or comment.
Brian, I applied the Wadsworth Constant to that porn video you gave me and thankfully skipped all the dick sucking.
by DusterBugless October 2, 2011
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Constantinople

A made up imaginary place that is dreamt by Greeks every minute of their life. Actually its not imaginary...its just HISTORY! The place was called Constantinople 600 years ago....wasnt that a long enough time for you to get over it?
Joe: Istanbul was called Constantinople over 600 years ago but Greeks still think its their capital.

Jack: I wouldnt blame them for that Middle East looking capital they actually have.

Joe: Whats their actual capital called again?

Jack: Who cares.
by The Macedonian May 19, 2005
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Constantinople

the word EPIC is HEAVILY over used with things like
"epic fail"
their for in the case of something being truly epic
you well need to use a truly epic word
the word Constantinople well be used in place of epic
dude i fucking caught a shark, that could breath fire wile i fishing. it was Constantinople
by joker gallagher August 20, 2010
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constantinidi

he is a gay pedofile who perves on younger years. he sits at the egde of the room and stares at you. also he looks at people in the shower and his favourite hobby is rollerskating whilst wanking himself and others (mainly boys) he also loves feta cheese A LOT.
a loser at cothill who sits at the edge of the social on a bech and wanks his name is george bub constantinidi
by dobbydickonastick2809 June 17, 2011
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Green Contact

Kid 1:I just got a new green contact, his name is blaze

Kid 2:Is he legit?

Kid 1:Yea I bought 2 g's from him yesterday
by yoyoyo_it's_TT March 27, 2010
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Contact

Blowing smoke from a blunt into another's face.
*puff* let me contact you bitch, open your mouth. *blow*
by Whang August 11, 2003
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Man-man-contact Syndrome

The awkwardness that insues after two males make body contact. This often occurs when two guys walk side by side and their hands brush together as if they were about to hold hands.
MATT: So I was walking into the gym with Mike and his pinkey totally rubbed against my hand, you know how much I suffer from man-man-contact syndrome too, I was totally freaked bro.
by Jonnie C. August 27, 2008
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