two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.

"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"

by eric williams August 12, 2006

Russian Concussion

the effects felt the next morning after a long night of drinking vodka.

After the party last night, I woke up feeling nauseaous and had a Russian Concussion.

by hockeystar11 January 12, 2010

confessional

peep show booth

i was gettin' real in the confessional, when i let loose a mighty load

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)

My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.

by Balishma January 9, 2005

Concussion

When you fucking a bitch so hard that hoe gets a concussion

James: I was with Ashley last night
Mark: Oh yeah? How’d that fucking go bud
James: Fucked her so hard I gave that bitch a concussion

by TMan69 March 9, 2020

confussion

Incoherent mental state resulting from a severe blow to the head, or an equally debilitating emotional shock.

"Jim was really into the concert last night, head-banging till dawn. He's suffering from confussion, and won't want any breakfast."

"OMG! Sharee went ape-shit when Billy bailed on her. The whole thing's left her with a ginormous confussion."

by yuyiya February 19, 2012

Congressional

Congressional Country Club Swimming is back in 'A' there to stay... Whoot Whoot! Yah Congo one day we will go back to old times and BeAt Kenwood!

duh... Congo is the best... no doubt...

by Maddie... you must be straight trippin... December 5, 2004