CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.

There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.

by William J Wilson January 5, 2009

Concidence

The fusion of the words convenience and coincidence.
That is, a convenient coincidence.

Well, wasn't that a concidence?

by Tanja-Amalie June 26, 2007

conrick

As a teacher, to grade your students better because you are concerned about how your class average will be reflected among your peers.

Most of my students deserve to fail, but I'm going to conrick the grades so my class average is above 70%.

by Supersilly8 June 21, 2006

comried

When you blow your load in a chicks mouth and she kisses her boyfriend/husband within minutes of swallowing.

Ref : Mike Comrie , during winter olympics comried Tommy Salo his Oilers Teammate.

Amy sucked my cock dry while I gave her a ride home. When she got out of the car she gave her boyfriend a nice long kiss. I told him he just got Comried

by Ryan Young June 11, 2007

extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.

"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"

by k.o.h. January 13, 2008

Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.

Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.

by Urban Defines July 9, 2017

Air Condition

In the 1% motorcycle club world, air conditioning means to riddle a house with bullets, as a sign of disrespect and and open declaration of war.

” We’re gonna have to air condition their clubhouse, if they step out one more time. That’s the truth brother.”

by PhilthyUprDarby January 18, 2018