Columbian Gasmask

Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)

Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.

Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?

by GingerTopo May 17, 2015

Columbian Pantry

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.

"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."

by SaucePatties October 5, 2015

Columbian Neck Tie

A process of which a man slits the neck of a man / womens throat and pulls through the tongue of that person so that it hangs out of the neck like a 'tie'

"give him a Columbian Neck Tie NOW!!"

by Lucas'sGay June 12, 2016

Columbian Queef

A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy

Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man

by ChunkySmurf July 7, 2018

Columbian white chocolate

A less obvious term for cocaine.

Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?

by CoffeeWith83ShotsOfEspresso January 20, 2022

Columbian Gas Pump

The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region

It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.

by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022

columbia

One of the most boring places in Maryland. Nothing is open past 9, everyone is old and rich, or "gangsta" and broke. Despite it's location, which is partway between DC and baltimore, there is still nothing to do. If you want drugs, all you have to do it walk aroung wilde lake for a bit (just don't get stabbed or shot), and If you want food there is a mall (convientally located near wilde lake). There are hardly any skate spots, and if I haven't said this before, IT SUCKS. the only completely badass thing in columbia, is DEFENESTRATION (www.freewebs.com/defenestration15)
Avoid at all costs.

Man, fuck columbia. Who knew something so great like defenestration could come from a shithole like columbia.

by antonio Janifer October 1, 2005