A webcomic about a mobster named Laura that works for her cousin, Will. Features zombie Hordes, emo kids, and ink splatters!
by worstie April 4, 2009

by Taylor Wroblewski & Kent Wes Jacobsen September 10, 2006

Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!
by Wojo211 September 2, 2005

1. This Irish coffee is great on St. Paddy's Day!
2. This coffee looks really weak today, you probably shouldn't even try any of mine.
2. This coffee looks really weak today, you probably shouldn't even try any of mine.
by bunsOFcottagecheese March 30, 2015

A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire.
To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"
by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013

by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018

An individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. The remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the Coffee Dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.
"I was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and I had to brew a new one."
by Austin, Brian September 20, 2012
