Feather licking crocodile

A swear word for cool kids who read Wings of Fire {Dragon}

*Kid walks happily*
*Kid stubbes toe*
"FEATHER LICKING CROCODILE!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!"

by Shirnugget >:D February 21, 2020

Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it

The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022

Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.

(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024