Peach Cobbler

A very nice, plump, shapely booty, smeared with Whip Cream.

My wife is serving me some Peach Cobbler tonight, better pick some Whipped Cream up tonight!

by SiggyFresh December 5, 2021

Squat cobbler

When a fully clothed person films themselves sitting in pie.

John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?

Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.

by Vanbran September 2, 2016

doorstep cobbler

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.

I shouldnt go near them, they look like a doorstep cobbler.

by peter james woods July 20, 2009

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Also known as a full moon moon pie.

Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.

by zomgx3 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.

Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.

by w. munny August 20, 2016

Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

Cobbler

noun, when you give a girl a Nut-n'-surprise after she implies you have a small penis

She was talking crap so I gave her a cobbler.

by Master Elf June 3, 2018