coach avant

you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”

“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant

by Alex/Jade/Cam/Nicole/whatever May 10, 2020

Coach Muhl

Guy is what evolvetion is based upon teaching middle school for half of his life he rode the first dinosaur

Coach muhl is scared of science

by Wowcatz01 November 27, 2018

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

Coach T

A coach that makes you vomit... that coach will probably also be your Zulu teacher and makes you work to much.

Child:Coach do we have PE?

Coach T: no you have a Zulu test.
Child: YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THAT
Coach T: I did, a year ago.

by Truth.co.za June 19, 2021

coach terry

Coach Terry a strong black African

Wow your coach terry

by Jt Mann April 17, 2018

Coach Steve

he's only the best person on Big Mouth, we all love him.

person 1: u watch big mouth?
person 2: hell yeah, coach steve is poggers

by coachsteveofficial April 19, 2021

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019