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climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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Climbing Nerd

A climbing nerd is somebody who goes climbing or talks about climbing a lot. They often have very technical discussions about climbing and enjoy other sports as well, such as swimming and cycling.
by SBeeXD January 14, 2013
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climbtard

One who fails at climbing
HA! She just slipped off that hold. What a climbtard!
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Climate Overcompensation Syndrome

noun, Psychoanalysis.

1. a pronounced striving to neutralize and conceal the effect of extreme climate on one's person by substituting for it with opposite behaviors.

Examples include wearing shorts in the middle of winter in Minnesota or drinking hot cocoa on a 60 degree day in Florida. This can also include remarks such as, "40 below really isn't that cold in Fargo" or "100 degrees is quite comfortable; we don't have the humidity here in Tucson."
Mark's severe Climate Overcompensation Syndrome led him to shopping for a parka after he felt unprepared for the 50 degree morning in we had last week here in Miami.
by CLL April 23, 2016
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climactic splash back

when someone is masturbating, while in the middle of discretion, and they synchronize the orgasm and there splash back.
by BigDkKings December 15, 2016
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climxiety

Enjoying a warmer-than-usual winter, however at the same time experiencing a slight undertone of anxiety and just a pinch of shared guilt with relation to global warming.
I would normally love this unusually warm winter, but recently it started to give me climxiety...
by kuher February 27, 2020
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Climate SMP

The most awesome SMP that totally does not have anything to do with the dream SMP, join the discord and u might join.
I just killed shopkeeper in the Climate SMP.

I just joined a Climate SMP VC Beemap wont stop buzzing.

Cogs banned me again in the Climate SMP
by Chijon15 February 9, 2021
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