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Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008
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Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.
Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
by Gav800 September 18, 2005
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Cleveland field goal

After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.
We did the dirtiest of the the dirty, I kicked a Cleveland field goal on that bitch.
by brownskicker February 6, 2009
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cleaveland steamer

when you proceed to drop a piece of poop on your mate.
Mr.Johnson enjoys steamers from freinds and family!
by Blumpkin Boys May 5, 2003
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cleaveland steamer

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.
I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.
by none given January 28, 2004
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Cleaveland Steamroller

It is like the action of doing a cleaveland steamer but after acting out this freaky revenge plan, you then decide to grab their arm/hand and make them smear it all over their chest. If your evil enough you leave a blob of crap on their hand then tickle his' or her's face until they hit their face with yesterdays brunch.
Girl #1: my boyfriend is such a nob...

Girl #2: what you going to do then?

Girl #1: ..... he's getting a cleaveland steamroller tonight!

Girl #2: WOW! your harsh!
by Jewsie Woosie February 4, 2010
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Cleveland Brownnose

When a guy spreads his ass cheeks and paints a girls nose with his asshole
Lil" Nancy was a whoreslut for sure. She'd take a Cleveland Brownnose from anybody with an asshole!
by ChatNasty February 14, 2008
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